The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Death at will

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to eat with your butt

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!