The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!