The power to have a small penis

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Black power

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to go part way through walls

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Death at will

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!