The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to poke

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!