The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!