the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to be born.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!