(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!