The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!