The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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black people

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!