The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!