The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to science.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to eat food

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!