The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

The power to control hummingbirds.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!