Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!