- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to be HUMAN

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to see in black and white.

The ability to breath under lava

The power to talk to dust

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to have a power thats a power

the power to say candlejack and li

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

Pointless Super Powers