The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!