The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Endless falling....

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!