The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to think.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!