The power to teleport through open doors

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!