The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Being Aquaman

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!