The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!