The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!