The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!