The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!