The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to nit propely

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!