The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have children at will.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!