The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!