The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!