The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!