The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!