The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to think.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!