the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!