The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power... to read this

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sleep

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!