The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!