The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!