The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to die

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!