the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!