the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!