the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!