The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!