The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Dejavu

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!