The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to annoy people

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!