The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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KeemStar

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!