the power to die at will

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!