The power to float without gravity.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to create another human

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!