The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to have no power.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power spite flower

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!