The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!