The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!