LIME

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vomitspit

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to spell words wrong

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fly....underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!