Turn gold into lead.

thumb_up thumb_down -117

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

thumb_up thumb_down -121

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

thumb_up thumb_down -145

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to look into the past

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to eat anything in a minute.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to die when you die

thumb_up thumb_down -122

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -130

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -148

the ability to see to womens cloths

thumb_up thumb_down +43

spontaneous ejaculation

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

thumb_up thumb_down -131

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

thumb_up thumb_down -141

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -151

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -155

the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to drain people's phone battery

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!