The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to say i can bend you

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!