- Pointless Super Powers

The power to eat edible things.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to go part way through walls

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to never end your .

the ability to enjoy school

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to swim on land

The power to read

Balls.

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!