The power to see through windows

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!