the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!