The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!