The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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to be bradley

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the ability to see fairy's

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Farting at will

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The power to potato.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Power to make other people rich.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!