the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to poo pineapples

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The ability to breath under lava

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!