the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Imortality.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!