the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to die....

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!