the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to bleed

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Facebook.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Melting

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power of minding your own business

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!